Aparently…

…my exterior is starting to show how my interior has been feeling this last seven years…

Crap! I was hopping to be abble to hide it a little bit longer…

Damaged goods…

…trying to feel and look as perfect as possible…

Isn’t it what we all are?

I’m her bitch…

-I want cereals!

-ok, here it is…

-I don’t want them any more!

-ok, I’ll put them in the fridge for later…

-Give them to me!

-I thought you just said you don’t want them?…

- I want to eat them, but I want to eat them in the living room, in front of the TV!

- Ok, I’ll help you then…

- I don’t want your help!

-Ok

-Why aren’t you helping me ?!

-???!!!

…my first 30 minutes with Laura this morning …you don’t want to know about the rest of the day…lets say I’m not feeling very spirituous this evening…

My body

They say the human body consists of 70% water…and 30% what ever.

Mine consists of 70% coffee… and 30% what ever.

Sisters

You might not know that Fihja and Karin are sisters…for some reason, I always think of this movie when I think of them:

Mirror, mirror…tell me

What Sonia Means

You are the total package – suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don’t always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don’t have as much going for them as you do.You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don’t stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality.

What’s Your Name’s Hidden Meaning?

Hällefors tour…

Fihja är på besök från Karlstad:

Jag:

- Vad har du gjort idag?

Fihja:

-nja,..Jag har lunchat med pilli.. Vart på gummimicke(*).. Hängt på statoil.. Varit på möbelaffären…

Jag:

-LOLOLOL Gummimicke…obligatoriskt “Site seeing”! haha..hohohoho

* gummimicke= däck/mobiltelefon försäljare i och inte direkt det första man tänker på hänga på när man kommer till Hällefors

Sometimes…

…I really wish my brain would connect with my mouth a little bit faster…

…Honesty is overrated…

Chaos created our universe….

…I wonder then, why nothing positive is created from the chaos I have in my living room…

I know just how you feel

“Every time I think of something smart to say, I open my mouth and something stupid comes out”

-Ernie Pantusso,Cheers

Cross my heart…

I wont upload any more videos …enought is enought…until the next time…

Here’s what started it all…

I hade to steel this from “Silverfisken”

Hollywood in it’s best!

I never wanted a piece of you…

…in fact I never really liked your music… I ‘ve been boycotting tabloids and magazines filled with paparazzi crap for at least 10 years now. I never bought a magazine because you or any other celebrity figured in it…but I’m certainly going to buy your last album..like I said, I never really liked your music…until now…but don’t worry, I still don’t want a piece of you.

*Update : the video is not available, you can check it on you tube anyway, “Piece of me”, official video.

Fit for fight…

so now all I need to is…right, get my ass of the couch…

Entrapment

…taking your kids for a quick tour in a toy store is like Hotel california:

“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”…

On the road…

The bags are on the trunk, the kids are ready,seatbelts on, Mickael Jackson’s 25 years aniversary CD ” Thriller” is playing and the GPS is all set…we’re heading to Zinkgruvan, to spend the weekend with Peter…after a few miles both Laura and Gabriel fall asleep and I’m feeling very relaxed…

-”Billie Jean she’s not my lover, she’s just a girl nanana tatata”…

…untill the GPS anounces:

- You have reached your destination!

Me:

-”Billie Jean she’s…eeh…what?! no we have at least an other 60 Km to go!

Aparently, I didn’t registered the new adress right and the adresse we came to was the last one we registered, an indoors fun park we visited with the kids last week…luckily, it was on the way to Zinkgruvan…

New adress registered, “Billie Jean” on for the 20th time and  the volume twice as high as usual…

5 km later, the GPS:

-take the right turn on 800 m

Me, singing out louder than ever:

-”She says that I am the one, but the kid is not my son”, nanana tatataaaa

Me, 2 km later :

Shit, I missed the right turn! SHIT SHIT! SHIT!

The GPS,a few turns later:

- in 200 m take the left turn

Me:

-Ok, I’m listening, I’m fokused, left in 200m…

Me, 200m later:

-Where the F***K is that left turn? I can’t see it!

The GPS:

-Turn to your left NOW

Me, raising my voice:

-I ‘m trying this time, I’m really trying, you must be wrong, there’s no road to the left….

Me, 20 m later:

F***K there it was, I missed another turn! SHIT!

Gabriel, both intriged and worried:

-You REALLY shouldn’t use that kind of language, you know….

Me, blushing:

Sorry, it’s just that I REALLY missed that left turn….let’s put the music on again…

…”nanana tatatata I can’t stop this THRILLER,… ohohoh……”

…and also…

…woke up with the strong feeling that I could have a body like this a year from now…if only I could get my ass of the couch…maby I should give it a try…

I don’t belong here…

I woke up this morning with this clear feeling that I don’t really belong here…I’ve never felt it so clearly…kind of a revelation if you like…I dream of other places and mostly… other people. Spontaneous and happy people. Open minded and tolerante people…I’m tired of “Svensson”…so fucking tired…

The winner takes it all

…as I told you, I was invited to Fernando’s 30 years old party in Geneva last week end…I couldn’t make it and was quite upset about it. He had Sushi and Japanese curry on the menu and I love Sushi!

Well it seams like his cat, Shift got my share of the bufé.

By the way, Shift is kind of special, he has very special habits…I ‘ve mencionned a few times that he remindes me of Garfield.You can read more about him on Fernando’s blog

PS: I’ve been conforting myself with japanese wasabi flavoured snacks….I’m good, I’ll learn to make Sushi …eventually.